Tales of Honesty: The Truth About Santa

Happy Holidays from Cover Your Eyes Entertainment! Cover Your Eyes Entertainment proudly presents Tales of Honesty: The Truth About Santa one of the most depressing Christmas tales since Pheobe Cates'es Santa monolouge in the film Gremlins, enjoy!

Tales of Honesty: My First Sexual Experience

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment proudly presents Tales Of Honesty: My First Sexual Experience, the first foray into our Tales of Honesty series in which Cover Your Eyes Entertainment founders Chuck Starzenski and Zak Johnson recall true stories that have occurred. Enjoy...

Finest World: SuperCop #1 #2: I Am Number Four

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment proudly presents Finest World: SuperCop #1 #2: I Am Number Four

Scoliosis

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment proudly presents Scoliosis

The Lumberjack Trailer

In the spring of 2012 Cover Your Eyes Entertainment attempted to make a campy slasher film entitled The Lumberjack. Due to poor planning/scheduling, it didn't work out. Alas we proudly present (just in time for Halloween)a trailer for the film that could have been. Hopefully one day we'll re-shoot The Lumberjack, because there's something special about a film that centers around an ax wielding pedophilic demon.

Cover Your Ears Entertainment: Excises Tri

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment is proud to announce their retirement from using copyrighted music without permission! We have grown up a bit, and have been networking and collaborating with local musicians. Eddie Renteria (AKA Excises Tri)specifically, has been a tremendous help and recently become our own "Danny Elfman". Excises Tri has scored Not Separated, Not Together, as well as a handful of yet to be released films. So do us a solid and support Excises Tri as much as you can. You can download his most recent EP here

CYEE: We Do Stuff

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment has been busy. We've been working on the creation of new t-shirts and an honest to god website that will be operational in early 2013 (hopefully coveryoureyesentertainment.com or cyee.net won't be taken by then). Cover Your Eyes Entertainment is also proud to announce that they have a "fuck load" of new films coming your way very very soon. What are they? What do they entail? Who do they star? What emotions will they evoke? Will I be aroused? These are all fair hypothetical questions for you to ask, but patience is a virtue...

Cover Your Body With Cover Your Eyes Entertainment

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment now has swag, yes honest to god swag. Now you can be the envy of everyone you know and support an unknown low budget film company by owning your very own Cover Your Eyes Entertainment t-shirt! Available in multiple colors, styles and sizes at

Juno Reimagined

Cover Your Eyes Entertainmnent presents Juno Reimagined, our more realistic take on the popular 2007 film

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment World Exclusive: A Year In The Rain

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment proudly presents A Year In The Rain, a gallery of love hope, and shame. Powerful, moving, photographs by Zak Johnson. Lady In The Water

Prince and The Pauper

SHE SAID WHAAT?!?

Action King

Clean and Clear, IT'S UNDER CONTROL

The Wind In The Willows

Man In Love

A Fire Inside

Alternate CYEE Logo

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment takes first place at Dark Brew Summer Film Fest 2012

It brings us great pleasure to announce our first film festival win. Not Separated, Not Together, has taken first place in the Dark Brew Films Summer Film Fest 2012 contest, and we will never shut up about it. That's right we won a film festival, Cover Your Eyes Entertainment won a film festival. We are on our rise... http://darkbrewfilms.com/filmfestivals/summerfilmfest.html

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment's Triumphant Return: World's Finest: Supercop #1

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment has been off the grid for a few months but we're coming out of our seclusion to bring you our newest film, World's Finest: Supercop #1. Telling the gritty true to life tale of the men and women of law enforcement that protect our lives day in and day out, WF:SC#1 is a new cinematic landmark and a triumph of the human spirt. Enjoy.

Not Separated, Not Together

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment presents Not Separated, Not Together a submission to the Dark Brew Summer Film Festival 2012

Chuck Starzenski Whoring Himself Out For Cover Your Eyes Entertainment

Chuck Starzenski of Cover Your Eyes Entertainment taking one for the team and doing some good old fashioned prostitution

Milk: A Preformance Art Piece

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment presents: Milk, a performance art piece by Zak Johnson, photos by Chuck Starzenski

Not Together and Not Separated In The Works

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment is in production of Not Together and Not Separated, written by Wes Brewer of Dark Brew Films. Dark Brew Films, a fellow independent production company, is hosting a summer film fest in which all of the entries must be made from the same script (Not Together and Not Separated). All entries will be screened on darkbrewfilms.com via youtube.com. Cover Your Eyes Entertainment is taking an avant garde approach to the Jacobian style script. The art crowd better prepare...

Let's help out Luc Londe!

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment would like you to help out our friend and fellow filmmaker, Luc Londe. Luc has a kickstarter.com account to help raise money (he needs 6 grand) for his upcoming feature length documentary about small businesses (wait, what?). He's an awesome dude, so if you have the money, do it.

Also, you should check out Luc's films at http://omnable.com/ and http://www.youtube.com/user/ulnartwitch

We didn't make this, we're just affiliated part 2: Da Way of Dingdawei

We did not make this. That's right Cover Your Eyes Entertainment is once again posting unoriginal material. However our own Chuck Starzenski stars as Vessel 2 in Dawit Legasse's short film Da Way of Dingdawei, starring David Wilson, Kaz Mahtaz, Jon Auger, Natasha Borrowitz and as we said before Chuck Starzenski.

Just One

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment proudly presents: Just One

We're on Facebook too now...

In an attempt to impress girls, Cover Your Eyes Entertainment has a an account on the new and up and coming website, facebook.com. Like us (or don't. We really don't give a fuck).

Lost Dog Promotional Flyer

Never above trickery and capitalizing on tragedy, Cover Your Eyes Entertainment has a new flyer to drum up views. Expect to encounter these on the street.

It's Been Awhile... by Staind

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment has been very busy. We currently have two films in post-production, two in the works and a couple scripts in progress. In post we have the anti-drug film Just One, about a boy who's life goes spinning out of control after "just one" hit of marijuana; as well as a yet to be titled film about harassment. In production we have a sequel to the untitled harassment film, as well as the ever un-finishable horror film, The Lumberjack. And finally being scripted, we have a yet to be titled vampire film. Oh and we have a logo now. Crazy times.

The Best Valentine's Day Ever!

We realize V Day has come and went, but Happy Belated Valentine's Day anyways from Cover Your Eyes Entertainment. For all of the sad and lonely's, here's The Best Valentine's Day Ever! Thanks again to Ashley Howell for filming. Enjoy.

"The Lumber Jack" is in development

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment is currently developing a campy horror film with the working title The Lumber Jack. The film will center around a group of hippie youths camping out in the forest in an attempt to save the California redwoods, who are terrorized by a child/animal molesting lumber jack ghost-demon. Zak Johnson will play the title character, with Cover Your Eyes Entertainment regulars filling up the rest of the cast. Get ready for a film that will scare you no matter how you "slice" it.

Things That Make Me Smile! with Gregory Sheffield

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment presents Things That Make Me Smile! with Gregory Sheffield

They can't all be winners...

Rush Hour (Non-Ethnic Remake)

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment Presents Rush Hour (Non-Ethnic Remake)

Happy 2012! We've got new films!

Cover Your Eyes Entertainment is cranking out films like gangbusters, shooting a record two films in one day (that's right, ONE day). The first a non-ethnic remake of the hit 1997 buddy cop comedy Rush Hour, with Chuck Starzenski and Zack Kampman playing detectives Carter and Lee respectively. Expect all of the action, but none of the racial tension that made the first film funny. The second, Things That Make Me Smile! with Greg Sheffield, an effeminate male talk show about the simple joys in life, with Zak Johnson in the title role and Chuck Starzenski and Joshua Pinaula as his helpful guests. Both films are in post production and will be finished by the end of the month.